Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Goodfellas Perspective: Karen's Neighbor

1935: buy shorts

1950s: fuck broad across the street repeatedly

1960: turn 30, wear same shorts, and live at parents' house

5 minutes later: try to woo broad back by taking WASPdick out while driving...get rejected and push the bitch out the car...jack off with tennis racket up ass instead

15 minutes later: invite identical suburban friends over to pretend to work on a car, and proceed to enjoy a face-to-face meeting with the handle of a gun reeking of marinara, while friends fag out


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