Savage Review: Lil Wayne

Time for a Savage review of one of the best selling albums of the last year, Lil Wayne's I Am Not a Human Being:

Ok, I couldn't get past the fuckin ridiculous cover. Look at it. It appears Beetlejuice from Howard Stern finally got himself a record deal. Based partly on his choice of attire, we're gonna have to give this a thumbs down. Hey, it's not the worst rap album cover we've ever seen (not even close actually), so we'll give it 4 out of 1000 stars. At the very least, he seems to have gotten the album title right.

Savage Review: Angry Birds

Do Savages like games?  Yep.   I was a little reluctant to try Angry Birds since it had trendy geekbag written all over it.   But...as it turns out, the game rocks.  Basically, the whole point is to shoot birds with different abilities at some pig heads that are sheltered within variously shaped and strangely constructed houses.  Not full pigs, mind you.  Just pig heads.   Come to think of it, the birds are just heads as well.  Not even wings.  I guess that's ok though since you shoot them with...a slingshot.   Right.  A damn slingshot.  So I'm a grown man slingshotting some oddly shaped birds at some oddly shaped pigs...and I can't get enough.  Here's some observations...Savage style.