5 Stupid Car Accessories

We've all seen these markers on society's path toward ever-increasing mental infancy. You're driving along in your car on a quick trip out to get cigarettes.   And what goes by you doing 75 in a 45?  Some sort of gaudy monstrosity that makes you shake your head and wonder "wow, people would really rather have stupid shit than their money".   Now we all like to do this and that to our car or truck, but come on now, does EVERYONE need to know that you'd rather spend your cheddar on stupid car accessories than on just paying the psychologist directly to settle your daddy issues, small-dick issues, napoleon syndrome, loser syndrome, new money syndrome, and/or mid-life crisis?   Here's a few examples we'd rather seen thrown back on the field...

Ridiculous Spoilers:  First and foremost, unless you are literally at the track and have a membership in the NHRA, you do not need a spoiler.  And more importantly, your suburbanite car certainly doesn't need a spoiler.  You know who does?  Top fuel dragsters cranking out around 8000 horsepower   You know who doesn't?   You driving to the mall in your Civic.  Plus, it blocks my view.  Get rid of it.  People laugh at you.