Guest Post: Ultimate Warrior (6)

Yes, he's hyper.  Yes, he's ultimate.   And yes, he's our Friday guest poster.   Let's hear what he has to say this week:

"Grrrrrrranglegrangleidiotpewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!"

Guest Post: Ultimate Warrior (5)

You need your Friday fix of the one and only Warrior? We got him...

"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBOOGABOOGABOOGA!!!!! WEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

Guest Post: Ultimate Warrior (4)

Friday means Warrior.    Here he is, displaying yet another witty comment...

"GAARRRRRRFFFFFFFFFRRRRRNUGGET!!!  YAY!!!"

Hideous Image of the Day: If I Could Turn Back Time

Some days aren't complete without a visually-induced vomit. You're welcome. Just be happy she's not turned around...we'd be far too close to catching a glimpse of Cher's asshole (no, not Sonny Bono).

Oh, and by the way...if you're a scantily-clad "woman" and appeal more to gay men than straight men...you're doing it wrong.

Guest Post: Ultimate Warrior (3)

The hyperman is back for this Friday's installment. Prepare yourself for greatness folks. We present...a word (and i mean that as loosely as possible) from the Ultimate Warrior...

"BRRRRMMMMMMMMMPPPPERRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG???"

A Declaration of War: Part 2

When we set the internet ablaze a little while ago with some harsh words for a couple of a arrogant Hollywood superstars, we let everyone know that the dickhead above would be next. Now it's time.

"Macho Man" Randy Savage. Look at this thing. It's like a neon and bearded supernova exploded and spilled onto an attention-starved cowboy, and this damn fool was born. If you've heard it "talk," then you're familiar with its feeble-minded persona. The more it opens its mouth, the dumber the world feels. Just for shits and giggles, take a peek at its rap(!) lyrics (aimed at the slightly less ridiculous Hulk Hogan):

Hollywood Hulkster, you're at the end of your rope,
And I'ma kick ya in the butt and wash your mouth out with soap,
Cuz like Rodney Dangerfield you gets no respect,
So come, Hulk, let's wreck so I can put you in check.

Let it be known that there are no typos in the above "rhymes." Just poor diction and stupidity at its purest. We know, it can't be ALL bad...it DOES champion Slim Jims, so that's gotta count for something (Savages LIKE Slim Jims). That aside, it's a complete disgrace to the Savage name even on looks alone...and is hereby banished from Savage Kingdom. We leave you with this parting revelation:


Hey, I thought the Old Man Marley post was earlier...

Guest Post: Ultimate Warrior (2)

It's Friday, and you know what that means.   An insightful and thought-provoking nugget of wisdom from everyone's favorite hyperman:

"GRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFARGLE!!!"