Person A: "Hey, isn't that Ogre Lopez? they let it out of the boiler room for this?"
Person B: "Yeah, we have to feed it and stuff tranquilizer in some dirty meat so that it's heavily sedated, and so it doesn't eat anyone."
Person A: "But why is it naked and roaring?"
Person B: "That's actually all it ever does...the most important thing to remember is not to make eye contact with it or get within noseshot of it."
Ogre Lopez: "ROOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!" (pees and craps continuously throughout hourlong duration of yearly public exposure)
(onlookers throw Baby Ruths and hushpuppies at it until it subsides into temporary satisfaction)
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