earlier in life: was a priest in Chevy Chase, Maryland
earlier in life: apparently did something inappropriate and gross at church
earlier in life: was told services are no longer needed in the priesthood
earlier in life: bought gym...apparently to see men and boys sweat
random day in current life: thought about how good Tab is
random day in current life: pined for ugly blonde woman at gym
random day in current life: furiously whacked off to said ugly woman
random day in current life: furiously whacked off to said ugly woman while drinking Tab
random day in current life: realized he's a fucken loser
random day in current life: drank more Tab
random day in current life: tried to convince ugly woman not to do internet dating
random day in current life: stood in front of mirror trying to convince self to ask ugly woman out
random day in current life: acted like puss and didn't ask ugly woman out, as usual
random day in current life: didn't want secret CIA shit in Hardbodies...is trying to run a gym here, people
random day in current life: butt-fucked Manolo...on the floor there
random day in current life: drank Tab while displaying defeatist attitude about uggo's salary advance
random day in current life: stared at picture of self in priest's garb...pondering prior gross activities
random day in current life: went wild and had a Seven and Seven
random day in current life: broke into house to steal computer information in attempt to woo uggo
random day in current life: stood like a fucken loser when confronted with gun...shat pants...got shot
random day in current life: threw 3-hole punch like a fucken loser
random day in current life: died via hatchet mauling from man in underpants
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