Monday, March 21, 2011

Album Cover Captions: John Bult

- "It's'll be a woman in just a few years anyways"

- "You know, in some countries, it's not illegal for a 45 year old to bone a child"

- "I got bush"

- "Yeah, see the wedding ring? She don't mind."

- "Aren't you turned on by me bringing you, a mere child, to this bar where I'm drinking and smoking"

- "Yeah can we leave now? There's a school down the street and I'm not supposed to be within 200 yards of one"

- "'ll be a woman...soon"

- "It'll only hurt the first time..."

- "Your mom said it'd be ok..."

- "Gotta go honey...think I just saw Chris Hanson"

1 comment:

  1. It's the beard and hat isn't it? Damn I knew I missed the Hipster trend...