- "It's ok...you'll be a woman in just a few years anyways"
- "You know, in some countries, it's not illegal for a 45 year old to bone a child"
- "I got bush"
- "Yeah, see the wedding ring? She don't mind."
- "Aren't you turned on by me bringing you, a mere child, to this bar where I'm drinking and smoking"
- "Yeah can we leave now? There's a school down the street and I'm not supposed to be within 200 yards of one"
- "Girlllllll......you'll be a woman...soon"
- "It'll only hurt the first time..."
- "Your mom said it'd be ok..."
- "Gotta go honey...think I just saw Chris Hanson"
It's the beard and hat isn't it? Damn I knew I missed the Hipster trend...
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