Friday, March 11, 2011
Hideous Image Of The Day: Some Old Guy
Has a politician ever given every red-blooded American male the fabled "insta-shrivel" with more quantity and spontaneous force than this Janet Reno guy? I don't know what to make of him. It looks like somebody hit him in the face repeatedly with a hot bag of nickels. From the Mrs. Doubtfire glasses to the obvious toupee to the formidable linebacker-physique, I cannot help but wonder how this thing was ever on national television. Children were scared. Even grown men cried. Please just go back into the wilderness where some random redneck hunter can occassionally snap a quick photo. Since Seinfeld ended, I doubt you'll have anymore gigs twisting the cap off a non-twist beer bottle anyways.